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Stretch

Stretch the goodness by refilling the pitcher with plain water. There will be enough juice in the lemon slices to flavor another two quarts.

Hybrid Lemonade

1 packet of unsweetened lemonade-flavored Kool-Aid

1/2 cup sugar

1 lemon

Put Kool-Aid and sugar into a 2.5-quart pitcher.

Add 2 quarts of cold water and stir.

Wash the lemon, then gently cut it in eighth-inch slices. Try to keep the juice in the lemon and not on the carving board.

Add the slices to the pitcher. Stir gently.

Serve over ice.

Costs:

Kool-Aid 20 cents
Lemon 34 cents
Sugar 15 cents

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